Welcome to my lame waste of webspace.  This is your opportunity to sit back, relax and learn a little about me! and of course my mates on AUSTnet :P

I recommend you do not go any further if you are less than 130cms tall, are allergic to goldfish, feel unconfortable masterbating in front of pets, or if you are a fat chick :)

Yes its true, and I will admit it to the world. I cannot spell Laire. But who really gives a fuck anyways? ;)

Hope you enjoy the webpages, cuz it took me ages to make em, cuz I cant code html n stuff. I wont make you sign a guestbook or beg you to email me...hell I wont even make you look @ a pethetic counter showing how many times i have visited the page to check it ;)

Instead, I'll give you an insight to what I do and show ya some nekked pics while i do it :P

A winbl0wz error i wouldn't be suprised to see:

Dont forget to note that I am a lame micro$oft user that 'pretends' to code perl and run linux. Heck, isn't that was _all_ windows users do?